Elisse’s musings

Oh! I tripped on a cucumber.

- Elisse, in Invercargill

All right, squiggles for the next 7 k’s.

- Elisse, looking at a big ‘curves ahead’ sign

Oh, whew, did you try this? It’s like a punch in the face with chocolate.

- Elisse, on Fergbaker hot chocolate

But we don’t have any pavlova magic!

- Elisse, on cooking

Elisse: that sheep was so spongy!

Scott: Yeah, he felt like a wool!

- After feeding and petting some sheep
[while hiking] At first I wondered if it was a sheep. Then I thought ‘yea, that’s totally a sheep.’ But then I was like ‘shit, it’s actually a rock’! But then once we got closer I realized it was a sheep.

- Elisse, on approaching something white in the grass
[singing] We’re not gonna make it. No, we’re not gonna make it. Wyatt’s not gonna make it, to the paaaaass.

- Elisse, driving up towards Haast pass

What flavor is hokey pokey?! [Update: Google knows]

- Scott and Elisse, all the time

Let’s play Go Fish … I don’t know how to play.

- Elisse, playing cards in hand

What do the British have against Z’s?  They’re always replacing them with the letter s.

- Elisse, on the development of language